Anyone heard from Jason since Saturday? Maybe he’s breaking in his new sex buddy, Mandy? Maybe she’s got him all tied up and shit and is doing freaky things with him. Dude needs some freaky shit in his life!

I had a hell of a weekend. Went to Vegas, played some 21, ate at the buffets, watched a show. A good time. Next time, you guys should come with!

Think Jaime will let you come out to play sometime, Rob?

Well, lads - I spent last night working on this damn thing and I think I’ve finally got everything set.  No one can see what we write but us and no, Rob, before you ask me for the millionth time, Jaime can’t see it either. The whole point is that none of the ladies can so now we have a place to talk amongst ourselves openly and freely about the women we meet. If you have any questions, post ‘em here and tonight I’ll let you boys hear about Mandy, the woman I met at Kevin’s party last night!

And Rob - if you show this to Jaime, I’ll personally come kick you in the crotch!